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1. Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Coupen Rs. 100 ka hai. Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.

2. Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

3. Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

4. It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

5. What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

6. Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.

April Fool SMS, April Fool SMS in Hindi, Send April Fool SMS Messages

Here is comprises a collection of April Fool SMS messages. Enjoy sending these funny April Fools SMS to your friends and relatives.

1. Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?


2. Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!


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Plz don’t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
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dekha ho gaya na
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TIME WASTE!!

Navratri SMS Messages, Jai Mata Di SMS, Send Durga Text Message

Find Your latest Navratri SMS, Durga SMS, Navratri text message, Jai Mata di SMS, Jai Ma Durge Ji.

HAPPY NAVRATRA
Pyar ka tarana uphar ho, Khushiyo ka nazrana beshumar ho,
Na rahe koi gam ka
Ehsas; Aisa navratra utsav is saal ho, , . .
Happy Navratra.



JAI MATA DI

Maa Durge,
Maa Ambe,
Maa Jagdambe,
Maa Bhawani,
Maa Sheetla,
Maa Vaishnao,
Maa Chandi,
Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey..
JAI MATA DI.



Happy Navratri

This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Navratri


SHUBH NAVRATRI SMS

Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. SHUBH NAVRATRI.

8x10 Tasveer Wallpapers - 8/10 Tasveer Movie Pictures, 8x10 Images

8x10 Tasveer Review - 8/10 Tasvir Movie Review

'8x10 Tasveer' is a suspense movie, based on supernatural powers and the like. With this review, get to know all about the story, star cast & music of the film '8x10 Tasveer'.

Genre: Suspense/drama
Director: Nagesh Kukunoor
Producer: Shailendra Singh
Banner: Percept Picture Company, SIC Productions
Music Director: Salim-Sulaiman and Bohemia
Lyricist: Irfan Siddique, Sameer and Bohemia
Star: Akshay Kumar, Ayesha Takia, Sharmila Tagore, Javed Jaffrey, Girish Karnad, Anant Mahadevan
Release Date: 3rd April 2009

Indian Eves Skipper Jhulan Goswami Regain No. 1 Position

Indian women’s cricket team captain Jhulan Goswami climbed up two places to regain the No. 1 spot in the bowling in the latest ICC ODI Rankings issued on Monday (23rd March). She got a total of 713 points in the ranking. Jhulan, was the top-ranked bowler when the women’s rankings were launched last year in October. Since then she has been overtaken by England’s Isa Guha and Shelley Nitschke of Australia.

In the batting list, former Indian captain Mithali Raj occupies the second spot with a total of 757 points. Englishwoman Claire Taylor, who finished as the leading batter at the World Cup with 324 runs, has retained the top spot with 816 points.

Other Indian bowlers Rumeli Dhar and Amita Sharma have also made upward movement. Dhar, who took 10 wickets in the World Cup, has jumped two places to sixth. Sharma has lifted one place to share the 16th spot with South Africa's Ashlyn Kilowan. In batting another Indian woman Anjum Chopra has returned to the top 20 in 18th place. Chopra finished the tournament with 164 runs.

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Aa Dekhen Zara Review

The pair of Neil Nitin Mukesh and Bipasha Basu will be seen on-screen for the first time, in Jehangir Surti's directorial venture - 'Aa Dekhen Zara'. Produced by Viki Rajani, the movie will be released under the banner of 'Eros International', on 27^th March 2009. Falling in the 'thriller' genre, it boasts of Amrita Arora, Koena Mitra, Rahul Dev, Sophie Choudhary, Bobby Vats, Shrivas Nydu, Deepak Dhariwal and Biswajeet Chatterjee in the star cast, apart from the main leads - Neil Nitin Mukesh, Bipasha Basu.

Videsh Review

Preity Zinta will be seen playing the main lead in a movie after a long time (the last movie - 'Heroes', having her in a character role). Titled 'Videsh', it traces the journey of a woman trapped in a world that she cannot relate with. The movie is the directorial venture of Deepa Mehta and has been produced by David Hamilton. Apart from Preity Zinta, the star cast of 'Videsh' includes Vansh Bharadwaj, Balinder Johal, Rajinder Singh Cheema, Gourrav Sihan, Geetika Sharma and Ramanjit Kaur.